.Happy.

Life is real real good right now. The things I could complain about aren't worth mentioning and the things I could brag about are too personal. Just know that I'm happy.

Things I learned at School Today

Terms / Dances / Songs

"I got a hoe that I don't even know, She in my bed about to give me so mo'; I pay her Forty Grand ev -ery day, thats why her p*ssy's turning red and gray"

Hoe Cold - *cough cough* - when a chick lies to her friends to go get her *some*

Cry Baby -

Random White girl Rap songs::: "Swimming Pool P*ssy, He was Deep Sea Diving"; "My P*ssy Stays Wet Like Mermaids"

Needless to say - I love my job.... It's a great experience.

SPIT ON ME B*****TCH!

Video/Song of the Day

Click Here for Little Dragon's next LA show!!

The Love Experience

In It to Win It.

Damn...

FallingFast.ThingsAreGettingFoggy.CanTasteHeaven.INeedToSLOWDOWN.

If One More Person....

...Stands over my desk, I'm gonna pull my hair out. Catching up on work since I missed yesterday. My Liquid Courage (Iced Vanilla Latte) has not kicked in yet. I'm busy preparing for the CR Holiday Party and Fall 2010 Global Product Launch 2-Day Event. The crew is back from Kenya/Tanzania.. time to start our Fall 2010 Campaign. I got a sneak peek of the footage::: I dont think ANYONE is ready for this!!!!

This Couple Needs a Make-Over

As much as I love these 2 individually they just don't make sense as a couple... but then again who am I to talk??

My REAL problem with them is their style... very UN-original! I wish Ran could get in this girls closet and help her out....NO disrespect Gucci but those boots: barf! MiMi, are those black nylons? .... and Nick, Brown Pin Stripes really??

Courtesy of Just Jared

Because Danny Said So....

Home on a Monday - Possibly a case of the swine flu whomp whomp.... I can actually say I've watched TOO much Law n Order today. I'll admit it: I HAVE A PROBLEM.

*this cough sucks balls*

**wondering if burning sage will heal this flu**

I once had a friend call me a "Hipster"

I almost shanked him.

All in all, I find hipsters quite enjoyable. Have you ever been to a Hipster party? FUCCIN FANTASTIC!! It's like being trapped in a box of drunk, rhythmless, coked out, mo-hawked skittles (complete with terrible house and unknown 80's music!). Yummmmm!

Anywho, find more flamingly fantastastic hipster pics and commentary here............... kinda funny.....

Ran, the man

Random WTF???

Is this how Diddy punishes bitchassness? If so, I have a few mutha fuccas I'd love to throw in this get up.

P.S. I need a video of Miss Aubrey walking in this shit! I can't imagine those long ass pant legs being conducive to staying upright for any extended period of time. Then again, Aubrey has no real need for being upright, anyways.

P.S.S. WTF is on her dogs head? and where is the humane society when you need em?

Love,
Miss Ran

Weird dog, monkey thing.

I'm an odd girl. Odd things inspire me. This photo made my day.

Ever want to give me something I'd really appreciate? Print this, throw it in a lime green frame, show up at my door naked, with this, a Sharpie and a Heineken. LOVE on sight.

Check out more of this story here.

Love on a Monday.....
Ran

A Day at the Dentist

So, I'm pretty sure my dentist, Dr. Loveday is the biggest STONER ever... Imagine a 37 yr old white man with a thick, dark jheri curl with the Super Stonervoice...

He stopped 1/2 way through the exam to turn on TMZ on the huge flat screen over the chair.

Then he goes on to recommend this Film "Through with Dating White Girls' mentioning i look like the female co-star, Lia Johnson.

P.S. No one should ever get THAT drunk the night before a dentist appointment... just an un-easy feeling the entire time.

P.S.S. He told me I had Beautiful teeth... so I kinda love him now.

I'm a fan

And I thought Miss Sugarplum Fairy used lots of accessories...

This mess is FLY... and so is she...

REAL FRIENDS...

Real Friends gift you with things they KNOW you'll appreciate.

**We'll take 2. Thanks.

It's A Holiday!!!!! Sort of...

LA Beer Festival This weekend!!!

Saturday & Sunday @ Sony Studios in Culver City
2- 5 pm
$40 Admission - Unlimited Beer & Live Music... But more importantly UNLIMITED BEER!
Grub not included but available for purchase.

BEEEEEEER!


- Tink